Jennifer Aniston says “Friends” couldn’t happen today! * Mom is allergic to unborn baby! * Robber uses women’s underwear as disguise! * And MORE in this DAILY DOSE OF WEIRD NEWS! #DDWN
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Jennifer Aniston thinks that if “Friends” were being produced today, the show would consist of the cast sitting in silence on their phones at Central Perk. ***Well everybody would be on their phone except for JOEY…he wouldn’t be able to FIGURE OUT the phone, AND probably wouldn’t have the money for a cell plan.
So, yeah… Donald Trump fired FBI Director James Comey. I’m amazed that everyone is so shocked that a guy whose reality show catch-phrase was, “You’re fired!” actually fired someone.
Down in Brisbane, Australia, a pregnant mother got the shock of her life when she suddenly erupted in a painful rash all over her body was told by doctors she was allergic to the baby inside her! Shocking pictures show the true extent of Summer Bostock’s allergy which occurred virtually overnight a month-and-a-half before her first child, Izaiah, was born. Doctors say it was one of the most extreme cases of a rare pre-natal condition known as Polymorphic Eruption of Pregnancy or PEP. It’s basically harmless but does leave the mother in agonizing pain. After starting with painful red blotches on her stomach it spread up and her back and down her legs, covering her entire body. The good news is it all vanished within hours of her son Izaiah’s birth. ***We don’t have any kids… probably because I’m allergic.
A thief in West Virginia covered his face with a pair of blue women’s underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store. One of the responding officers said, “I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.”
Research shows that the lead dust from bullets poses a health risk to anyone in the room. [“If you’re going to shoot me, shoot me, but for heaven’s sake please open a window first.”]
Some universities are offering students chocolate, therapy dogs and video games as ways to cope with finals. ***This country is in biiiiiiiiig trouble.
A new broccoli pill is said to prevent deaths from strokes. ***Which sounds great – expcept for that broccoli part. Why can’t they make pills taste like chocolate?
Jodie Sweetin’s ex-fiance, Justin Hodak, was sentenced to more than six years in prison last Friday. ***The only “Fuller House” he’ll be experiencing is the Big House – one fuller once he arrives.
The airline nightmare stories continue. In New Orleans, a United passenger says that the airline canceled his ticket after a baggage dispute. Meanwhile, a nurse from Kansas City says she was forced to pee into a cup in her seat on a United flight because she was not allowed to use the plane’s lavatory. ***Dear Uber – we need you to switch to airplanes… immediately!
Former President Obama traveled to Italy this week to talk about climate change… in a private jet, with a 14-car motorcade and a helicopter flying overhead. Yep – the guy talking about climate change is the one that caused it.
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