I don’t do embroidery and I can’t sew, but I am all about animated song parodies.
Here are the lyrics:
“My Favorite Murder Things”
Razor blades rusted I found in a cellar
JonBenet Ramsey and Clark Rockefeller
Moths in a box and police bumbling
These are a few of my favorite things
Zip ties and duct tape and big plastic barrels
Easy-care pocketed travel apparel
Pissing off Worcester by mispronouncing
These are a few of my favorite thinngs
Girls in predicaments fighting their battles
Jerseys and Guernseys and other fine cattles
Negligent seventies-style parenting.
These are a few of my favorite things
Scream, push, kick, bite.
There’s no fair fight.
I won’t be deterred
I simply stay sexy and fuck the polite
And then I don’t get murdered
What makes a psychopath? One thing that’s clear is:
Both John Wayne Gacy and Richard Ramirez
Back in their childhoods were struck by a swing.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Paul Onions, Paul Holes and caskets Victorian
Babies named Gary and schools Montessorian
Noping Ted Bundy when he wears a sling
These are a few of my favorite things.
Scream, push, kick, bite.
There’s no fair fight.
I won’t be deterred
I simply stay sexy and fuck the polite
And then I don’t get murdered
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